No man can smile in the face of adversity and mean it.

Some people never have anything except ideals.

I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.

There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people.

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.

You can't do anything unless you do it yourself. And usually you can't do it yourself very well.