No man can smile in the face of adversity and mean it.

The modest person is usually admired, if people ever hear of them.

If you have sense enough to realize why flies gather around a restaurant, you should be able to appreciate why men run for office.

None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married.

Friends are like a pleasant park where you wish to go; while you may enjoy the flowers, you may not eat them.

A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.

Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public.