When I get hold of a book I particularly admire, I am so enthusiastic that I loan it to someone who never brings it back.

The government is mainly an expensive organization to regulate evildoers, and tax those who behave: government does little for fairly respectable people except annoy them.

Friends are like a pleasant park where you wish to go; while you may enjoy the flowers, you may not eat them.

When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.

Most people put off till tomorrow that which they should have done yesterday.

There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people.

The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.