No man is smart, except by comparison to those who know less
Every man is a reformer until reform tramps on his toes.
You needn't love your enemy, but if you refrain from telling lies about him, you are doing well enough.
How good we all are, in theory, to the old; and how in fact we wish them to wander off like old dogs, die without bothering us, and bury themselves.
American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.