All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.

Put cream and sugar on a fly and it tastes very much like a raspberry.

Where the guests at a gathering are well-acquainted, they eat 20 per cent more than they otherwise would.

If you want to know how old a woman is . . . ask her sister-in-law.

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.

Man is still a savage to the extent that he has little respect for anything that cannot hurt him.

It may be a cold, clammy thing to say, but those that treat friendship the same as any other selfishness seem to get the most out of it.