Men are virtuous because women are; women are virtuous from necessity.

None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married.

When a man asks your advice, he usually tells you just how he expects you to decide.

I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.

Friends are like a pleasant park where you wish to go; while you may enjoy the flowers, you may not eat them.

Nearly every lawsuit is an insult to the intelligence of both plaintiff and defendant.

Every successful person I have heard of has done the best he could with the conditions as he found them, and not waited until next year for better.