Farmers only worry during the growing season, but townspeople worry all the time.

I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.

The man who insists he as good as anybody, believes he is better.

Youth is about the only thing worth having, and that is about the only thing youth has.

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.

I believe in grumbling; it is the politest form of fighting known.