Nothing tires a man more than to be grateful all the time.
A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back.
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.
A successful man cannot realize how hard an unsuccessful man finds life.
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.
American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.