The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away.
The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win.
Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start.
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.