You can't do anything unless you do it yourself. And usually you can't do it yourself very well.

When a man once gets a start holding office, it is nearly always necessary to finally choke him off.

Nothing tires a man more than to be grateful all the time.

Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better.

Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public.

When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately take his mind off your troubles.

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.