You can't do anything unless you do it yourself. And usually you can't do it yourself very well.

When I am idle and shiftless, my affairs become confused; when I work, I get results ... not great results, but enough to encourage me.

So long as we do not blow our brains out, we have decided life is worth living.

A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.

At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but as soon as gets one, she wants everything else in the world.

It is your enemies who keep you straight. For real use one active, sneering enemy is worth two ordinary friends.

A man who will not get scared on some occasions, lacks good sense.