Nearly every lawsuit is an insult to the intelligence of both plaintiff and defendant.

The most destructive criticism is indifference.

There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep.

The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world.

Love affairs have always greatly interested me, but I do not greatly care for them in books or moving pictures. In a love affair, I wish to be the hero, with no audience present.

A religion that never suffices to govern a man will never suffice to save him; that which does not sufficiently distinguish one from a wicked world will never distinguish him from a perishing world.