One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.
Men are virtuous because women are; women are virtuous from necessity.
When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.
When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars.
Loving everybody is polygamy. I care for no friend who loves his enemy equally well.