If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

You can't do anything unless you do it yourself. And usually you can't do it yourself very well.

If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.

A man forgets his good luck next day, but remembers his bad luck until next year.

A theory is no more like a fact than a photograph is like a person.

A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back.