Most people eat as if they were fattening themselves for market.

Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth.

A loafer never works except when there is a fire; then he will carry out more furniture than anybody.

Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.

One trouble with growing old is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous historical figure, who didn't amount to much when he was your age.

You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched.

Everyone suffers wrongs for which there is no remedy