Most people eat as if they were fattening themselves for market.

A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?

A young man is a theory, an old man is a fact.

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.

There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people.

For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.

When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to kill time.