People never have confidence in a Big Talker. They know his statements must be cut down, but they can never tell how much.
When a man asks your advice, he usually tells you just how he expects you to decide.
When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.
American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.
There is no get-rich-quick scheme equal to a poor girl marrying a rich man.
Put cream and sugar on a fly and it tastes very much like a raspberry.