Honesty is largely a matter of information, of knowing that dishonesty is a mistake. Principle is not as powerful in keeping people straight as a policeman.

A religion that never suffices to govern a man will never suffice to save him; that which does not sufficiently distinguish one from a wicked world will never distinguish him from a perishing world.

Success does not mean happiness: it means an unusual number of industrious enemies.

So long as we do not blow our brains out, we have decided life is worth living.

When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.

A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.

Faith may have removed mountains way off somewhere, a long time ago, but it won't remove a wart at home this week.