A young man is a theory, an old man is a fact.

Faith may have removed mountains way off somewhere, a long time ago, but it won't remove a wart at home this week.

Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.

Reading is like permitting a man to talk a long time, and refusing you the right to answer.

Where the guests at a gathering are well-acquainted, they eat 20 per cent more than they otherwise would.

Every successful person I have heard of has done the best he could with the conditions as he found them, and not waited until next year for better.

To be an ideal guest, stay at home.