When a man is trying to sell you something, don't imagine he is that polite all the time.
We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us.
Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.
A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?
Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up.
The modest person is usually admired, if people ever hear of them.