If the fools do not control the world, it isn't because they are not in the majority.
People tolerate those they fear further than those they love.
About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.
When I am idle and shiftless, my affairs become confused; when I work, I get results ... not great results, but enough to encourage me.
Put cream and sugar on a fly and it tastes very much like a raspberry.
The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep.