Where the guests at a gathering are well-acquainted, they eat 20 per cent more than they otherwise would.

As soon as the people fix one Shame of the World, another turns up.

Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.

Reading is like permitting a man to talk a long time, and refusing you the right to answer.

Everyone suffers wrongs for which there is no remedy

In thousands of years there has been no advance in public morals, in philosophy, in religion or in politics, but the advance in business has been the greatest miracle the world has ever known.

Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better.