A man has his clothes made to fit him; a woman makes herself fit her clothes.
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
There is no get-rich-quick scheme equal to a poor girl marrying a rich man.
In thousands of years there has been no advance in public morals, in philosophy, in religion or in politics, but the advance in business has been the greatest miracle the world has ever known.
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.