When a man dies, and his kin are glad of it, they say, "He is better off."
Where the guests at a gathering are well-acquainted, they eat 20 per cent more than they otherwise would.
Most people eat as if they were fattening themselves for market.
We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us.
When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have.
A loafer never works except when there is a fire; then he will carry out more furniture than anybody.