Reading is like permitting a man to talk a long time, and refusing you the right to answer.

The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.

Reading is like permitting a man to talk a long time, and refusing you the right to answer.

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.

Every successful person I have heard of has done the best he could with the conditions as he found them, and not waited until next year for better.