When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face.
A man forgets his good luck next day, but remembers his bad luck until next year.
I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.
Where the guests at a gathering are well-acquainted, they eat 20 per cent more than they otherwise would.
A man has his clothes made to fit him; a woman makes herself fit her clothes.
It is a matter of regret that many low, mean suspicions turn out to be well founded.