There is no get-rich-quick scheme equal to a poor girl marrying a rich man.
Most of us are either too think to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking.
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.
People never have confidence in a Big Talker. They know his statements must be cut down, but they can never tell how much.