The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get it.
There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it.
To be an ideal guest, stay at home.
When a man asks your advice, he usually tells you just how he expects you to decide.
The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it.