Most people put off till tomorrow that which they should have done yesterday.

Success does not mean happiness: it means an unusual number of industrious enemies.

Faith may have removed mountains way off somewhere, a long time ago, but it won't remove a wart at home this week.

To be an ideal guest, stay at home.

One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.

When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to kill time.

A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?