Most people put off till tomorrow that which they should have done yesterday.

Raising children is like making biscuits: it is as easy to raise a big batch as one, while you have your hands in the dough.

Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.

Indignation does no good unless it is backed with a club of sufficient size to awe the opposition.

A man will do more for his stubbornness than for his religion or his country

Probably no man ever had a friend that he did not dislike a little.

Farmers only worry during the growing season, but townspeople worry all the time.