Virtue must be valuable, if men and women of all degrees pretend to have it.
No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next.
A man forgets his good luck next day, but remembers his bad luck until next year.
I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.
Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public.
The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.