One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

There is no get-rich-quick scheme equal to a poor girl marrying a rich man.

Don't be crazy to do a lot of things you can't do.

I have long been disposed to judge men by their average. If it is reasonably high, I am charitable with faults that look pretty black.

One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.

There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.