One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.

If you go to church, and like the singing better than the preaching, that's not orthodox.

You can't do anything unless you do it yourself. And usually you can't do it yourself very well.

The man who insists he as good as anybody, believes he is better.

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.

Friends are like a pleasant park where you wish to go; while you may enjoy the flowers, you may not eat them.

When I get hold of a book I particularly admire, I am so enthusiastic that I loan it to someone who never brings it back.