One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.

Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness of his children.

A thief believes everybody steals.

None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married.

You needn't love your enemy, but if you refrain from telling lies about him, you are doing well enough.

A man will do more for his stubbornness than for his religion or his country

To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.