A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man.

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.

The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it.

The average man's judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it.

What is common sense? That which attracts the least opposition that which brings most agreeable and worthy results.

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.