A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man.
When a man is trying to sell you something, don't imagine he is that polite all the time.
When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.