A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man.

Everyone hates a martyr; it's no wonder martyrs were burned at the stake.

Where the guests at a gathering are well-acquainted, they eat 20 per cent more than they otherwise would.

You can't do anything unless you do it yourself. And usually you can't do it yourself very well.

A theory is no more like a fact than a photograph is like a person.

What is common sense? That which attracts the least opposition that which brings most agreeable and worthy results.

No man's credit is ever as good as his money.