A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man.

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.

When I get hold of a book I particularly admire, I am so enthusiastic that I loan it to someone who never brings it back.

All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.

A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back.

We are not free, it was not intended we should be. A book of rules is placed in our cradle, and we never get rid of it until we reach our graves. Then we are free, and only then.

None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married.