Indignation does no good unless it is backed with a club of sufficient size to awe the opposition.

You needn't love your enemy, but if you refrain from telling lies about him, you are doing well enough.

To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.

Reading is like permitting a man to talk a long time, and refusing you the right to answer.

None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married.

All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.