The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win.
Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth.
Nothing tires a man more than to be grateful all the time.
Most people eat as if they were fattening themselves for market.
The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away.
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.