Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.
How good we all are, in theory, to the old; and how in fact we wish them to wander off like old dogs, die without bothering us, and bury themselves.
The average man's judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it.
A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool
When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.