In thousands of years there has been no advance in public morals, in philosophy, in religion or in politics, but the advance in business has been the greatest miracle the world has ever known.

Don't be crazy to do a lot of things you can't do.

Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth.

A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?

About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.

None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married.

When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.