A young man is a theory, an old man is a fact.
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately take his mind off your troubles.
Put cream and sugar on a fly and it tastes very much like a raspberry.
Indignation does no good unless it is backed with a club of sufficient size to awe the opposition.
The way out of trouble is never as simple as the way in