Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
Half the promises people say were never kept, were never made.
If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him.
Where the guests at a gathering are well-acquainted, they eat 20 per cent more than they otherwise would.
If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
I believe in grumbling; it is the politest form of fighting known.