A successful man cannot realize how hard an unsuccessful man finds life.
The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away.
About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.
Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public.
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool
Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.