When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have.

When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to kill time.

If you have sense enough to realize why flies gather around a restaurant, you should be able to appreciate why men run for office.

A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35?

A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.

When I am idle and shiftless, my affairs become confused; when I work, I get results ... not great results, but enough to encourage me.

A man has his clothes made to fit him; a woman makes herself fit her clothes.