Nothing tires a man more than to be grateful all the time.
Reading is like permitting a man to talk a long time, and refusing you the right to answer.
When a man asks your advice, he usually tells you just how he expects you to decide.
A thief believes everybody steals.
Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness of his children.
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.