Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth.
Friends are like a pleasant park where you wish to go; while you may enjoy the flowers, you may not eat them.
The average man's judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it.
Fishing seems to be the favorite form of loafing.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
If the fools do not control the world, it isn't because they are not in the majority.