Loving everybody is polygamy. I care for no friend who loves his enemy equally well.
There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people.
The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.
When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately take his mind off your troubles.
When a man asks your advice, he usually tells you just how he expects you to decide.
Fishing seems to be the favorite form of loafing.