One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool

Some people never have anything except ideals.

There is only one thing people like that is good for them; a good night's sleep.

When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars.

Man is still a savage to the extent that he has little respect for anything that cannot hurt him.

Faith may have removed mountains way off somewhere, a long time ago, but it won't remove a wart at home this week.

A reasonable probability is the only certainty.