People tolerate those they fear further than those they love.

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep.

There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.

Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth.

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.

If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him.

The man who insists he as good as anybody, believes he is better.