Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.
You needn't love your enemy, but if you refrain from telling lies about him, you are doing well enough.
When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have.
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.
I declare my belief that it is not your duty to do anything that is not to your own interest. Whenever it is unquestionably your duty to do a thing, then it will benefit you to perform that duty.