Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.

The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away.

No man's credit is ever as good as his money.

A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back.

When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars.

Faith may have removed mountains way off somewhere, a long time ago, but it won't remove a wart at home this week.

A man has his clothes made to fit him; a woman makes herself fit her clothes.