A man has his clothes made to fit him; a woman makes herself fit her clothes.

Financial sense is knowing that certain men will promise to do certain things, and fail.

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.

A man forgets his good luck next day, but remembers his bad luck until next year.

There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.

The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get it.

A religion that never suffices to govern a man will never suffice to save him; that which does not sufficiently distinguish one from a wicked world will never distinguish him from a perishing world.