A man has his clothes made to fit him; a woman makes herself fit her clothes.

What is common sense? That which attracts the least opposition that which brings most agreeable and worthy results.

Common sense is compelled to make its way without the enthusiasm of anyone.

To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.

I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.

When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to kill time.

When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars.