A man has his clothes made to fit him; a woman makes herself fit her clothes.

If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.

There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people.

When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately take his mind off your troubles.

Friends are like a pleasant park where you wish to go; while you may enjoy the flowers, you may not eat them.

Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.

A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back.