If the fools do not control the world, it isn't because they are not in the majority.
Most people put off till tomorrow that which they should have done yesterday.
Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth.
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.
A successful man cannot realize how hard an unsuccessful man finds life.
A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.