No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next.
A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back.
A man will do more for his stubbornness than for his religion or his country
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.
I have long been disposed to judge men by their average. If it is reasonably high, I am charitable with faults that look pretty black.