Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.

There is only one thing people like that is good for them; a good night's sleep.

All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.

Raising children is like making biscuits: it is as easy to raise a big batch as one, while you have your hands in the dough.

There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people.

When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars.

When I am idle and shiftless, my affairs become confused; when I work, I get results ... not great results, but enough to encourage me.