When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars.

The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world.

A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back.

No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next.

Love affairs have always greatly interested me, but I do not greatly care for them in books or moving pictures. In a love affair, I wish to be the hero, with no audience present.

If a man has money, it is usually a sign, too, that he knows how to take care of it; don't imagine his money is easy to get simply because he has plenty of it.

The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it.