As soon as the people fix one Shame of the World, another turns up.
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.
Nothing is wonderful when you get used to it.
A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back.
If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
We are not free, it was not intended we should be. A book of rules is placed in our cradle, and we never get rid of it until we reach our graves. Then we are free, and only then.