Half the promises people say were never kept, were never made.
Nearly every lawsuit is an insult to the intelligence of both plaintiff and defendant.
I try to have no plans the failure of which would greatly annoy me. Half the unhappiness in the world is due to the failure of plans which were never reasonable, and often impossible.
There is only one thing people like that is good for them; a good night's sleep.
A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
A man forgets his good luck next day, but remembers his bad luck until next year.