Nothing tires a man more than to be grateful all the time.
A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man.
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.
Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.
A loafer never works except when there is a fire; then he will carry out more furniture than anybody.