For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.
There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it.
At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but as soon as gets one, she wants everything else in the world.
A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.
A reasonable probability is the only certainty.