You needn't love your enemy, but if you refrain from telling lies about him, you are doing well enough.

To be an ideal guest, stay at home.

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep.

For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.

In thousands of years there has been no advance in public morals, in philosophy, in religion or in politics, but the advance in business has been the greatest miracle the world has ever known.

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.

No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next.