Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.
A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
The average man's judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it.
The little trouble in the world that is not due to love is due to friendship.
Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.