One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.

Where the guests at a gathering are well-acquainted, they eat 20 per cent more than they otherwise would.

Nearly every lawsuit is an insult to the intelligence of both plaintiff and defendant.

Put cream and sugar on a fly and it tastes very much like a raspberry.

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

There is no get-rich-quick scheme equal to a poor girl marrying a rich man.

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.