I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.
That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!
Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.
He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.
If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me.
Ability and guts is an unbeatable combination.