Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.

I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.

Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat.

Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player.

We'll all see through Mourinho. We'll find out he's just a Bengal lancer.

Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella Ronaldo is a cod.

Ability and guts is an unbeatable combination.