Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.

Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella Ronaldo is a cod.

Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat.

Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.

That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!

I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.

You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers.