He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

Well, I don't like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0.

Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill.

Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.

We'll all see through Mourinho. We'll find out he's just a Bengal lancer.

Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat.

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.