Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb disposal officer.
Eamon DunphyRonaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella Ronaldo is a cod.
Eamon DunphyScots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill.
Eamon DunphyI'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.
Eamon DunphyThey just talk drivel. Whoever is winning is great, whoever isn't, isn't. It's banal. And also semi-literate at times ... they never criticise in an intelligent way. Anything that isn't banal is said to be an outburst. They've created this cartoon world where everyone talks like Lineker and says nothing.
Eamon DunphyKilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.
Eamon DunphyWell, I don't like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0.
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