Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella Ronaldo is a cod.

They get to the quarter-finals, Bill, I'll show up with a dress on

He's one of the biggest whingers in world football... he's a bloody eejit.

Ability and guts is an unbeatable combination.

I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.

If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me.

Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb disposal officer.