Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella Ronaldo is a cod.

I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.

Found out. A nothing player.

Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.

Ability and guts is an unbeatable combination.

They just talk drivel. Whoever is winning is great, whoever isn't, isn't. It's banal. And also semi-literate at times ... they never criticise in an intelligent way. Anything that isn't banal is said to be an outburst. They've created this cartoon world where everyone talks like Lineker and says nothing.

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.