Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill.

We'll all see through Mourinho. We'll find out he's just a Bengal lancer.

Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb disposal officer.

They just talk drivel. Whoever is winning is great, whoever isn't, isn't. It's banal. And also semi-literate at times ... they never criticise in an intelligent way. Anything that isn't banal is said to be an outburst. They've created this cartoon world where everyone talks like Lineker and says nothing.

Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.

I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.

That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!