Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player.
Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat.
I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.
That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC.
I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby.
Well, I don't like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0.