Well, I don't like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0.

They just talk drivel. Whoever is winning is great, whoever isn't, isn't. It's banal. And also semi-literate at times ... they never criticise in an intelligent way. Anything that isn't banal is said to be an outburst. They've created this cartoon world where everyone talks like Lineker and says nothing.

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

Well, I don't like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0.

Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb disposal officer.

Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa.

He's one of the biggest whingers in world football... he's a bloody eejit.