Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat.
That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!
He's one of the biggest whingers in world football... he's a bloody eejit.
If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me.
You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers.
That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC.