Well, I don't like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0.

That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!

Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb disposal officer.

Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.

You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers.

Found out. A nothing player.

We'll all see through Mourinho. We'll find out he's just a Bengal lancer.