That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!
I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.
Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.
Found out. A nothing player.
That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC.
They get to the quarter-finals, Bill, I'll show up with a dress on