He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.
Well, I don't like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0.
I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.
That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC.
He's one of the biggest whingers in world football... he's a bloody eejit.
Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.