He's one of the biggest whingers in world football... he's a bloody eejit.
Ability and guts is an unbeatable combination.
He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.
That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!
Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.
Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb disposal officer.