He's one of the biggest whingers in world football... he's a bloody eejit.
Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.
That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!
I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.
I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby.
Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb disposal officer.