Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player.
Found out. A nothing player.
That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC.
We'll all see through Mourinho. We'll find out he's just a Bengal lancer.
I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.
Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella Ronaldo is a cod.