You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers.

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.

Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb disposal officer.

Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill.

I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby.

Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.