You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers.

Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill.

Ability and guts is an unbeatable combination.

They just talk drivel. Whoever is winning is great, whoever isn't, isn't. It's banal. And also semi-literate at times ... they never criticise in an intelligent way. Anything that isn't banal is said to be an outburst. They've created this cartoon world where everyone talks like Lineker and says nothing.

If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me.

That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!

I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.