Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat.
If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me.
He's one of the biggest whingers in world football... he's a bloody eejit.
Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill.
Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.
I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.