I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.
Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player.
They get to the quarter-finals, Bill, I'll show up with a dress on
That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC.
Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa.
Ability and guts is an unbeatable combination.